Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Roberto Firmino to join Liverpool, Petr Cech to join Arsenal pending medical

Roberto Firmino
Photo courtesy of ibtimes

Brazilian international, Roberto Firmino has signed a five year deal worth £29 million with Liverpool.  The striker had previously played for Hoffenheim in the Bundesliga, where he scored 47 goals in 151 games.  This deal will rank second in Liverpool’s largest signings, only behind Andy Carroll’s £35 million deal to join the club back in 2011.  According to Sky Sports, Firmino may have been brought on to the club to replace Raheem Sterling with speculation growing that the England international will join another club, potentially Manchester City, sometime in the near future.

           
Petr Cech
Photo courtesy of zimbio.com
 
           Pending a medical next week, Petr Cech will be set to join the Gunners.  Arsenal have agreed to a £10.9 million fee for Cech.  Although the Czech Republic international is now 33 years old, he is out to prove that he is still one of the best keepers in the world.  According to Mirror, Chelsea skipper, Jose Mourinho, believes that selling Cech to Arsenal is a big mistake.  Cech was told by Chelsea’s board that he was free to join any club he wanted, but Mourinho probably wasn’t expecting him to join the cross town rival.

Monday, June 22, 2015

Pirlo in talks with New York City FC, adds to MLS retirement image


                                        
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Thirty-six year old Italian international, Andrea Pirlo, has reportedly been in talks with New York FC.  According to NBC Sports, deal negotiations are far from complete, but New York City FC have been interested in signing Pirlo for months.  Pirlo also posted a picture on Twitter of him at a New York Yankees baseball game yesterday, which adds to the speculation.

The MLS seems to be trying to sustain their perception as a retirement league.  Since MLS teams have trouble recruiting international stars at the peak of their careers, they seem to be settling on signing them when their careers are about to end.  It seems as though more and more players are turning to the MLS near the end of their careers: Thierry Henry, David Beckham, Kaka, David Villa, Jermain Defoe, Tim Cahill, Robbie Keane, Steven Gerrard, Frank Lampard, and now maybe Andrea Pirlo.  

If I was a mid-30's superstar, I would love to end my career in the MLS too.  Loads of cash, people drooling over the sight of me, and much less pressure from coaches and fans.  I still can’t get over how there was a “David Beckham Cam” when he sat on the bench his first game for the Los Angeles Galaxy.  The game coverage was a split screen of David’s face, and the game action.  If the MLS wants to get rid of the reputation of being a retirement league, teams need to start recruiting promising young internationals and stop trying to sign old timers that want an easy way to fill their pockets and end their careers.  









Leicester City sacks 3 players after Racist Orgy Romp in Thailand

James Pearson Jr, 22, did not appear in any games for Leicester City last season. Photo Credit: BBC Sport
James Pearson Jr, Tom Hopper, and Adam Smith all had their contracts terminated by Leciester City over the weekend after video circulated of the three engaging in a racist sex film in a Thailand hotel. According to sources, the players refer to the Thai women in the film as "slit eyes." Several racial slurs are thrown around by all three players.

It must of been an especially awkward Father's Day weekend for Leicester City's manager Nigel Pearson, who's son was part of the group that was cut. What do you give to the person that just fired you?

And to add more insult to injury, the owner of Leicester City, Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha, is a billionaire from, you guessed it. Thailand. Srivaddhanaprabha and his son are both heavily involved in strategic partnerships from companies throughout Thailand. It's no surprise that Leicester moved swiftly in handling this dicey matter.

Friday, June 19, 2015

FIFA Movie Flops, Grosses $918 in Opening Weekend

United Passions, a film based on the rise of FIFA to international prominence, broke the record for lowest grossing box office opening in the history of U.S. film, making a whopping $918 on a $27 million dollar budget. $918. 

The real story here is Sam Neill, who plays former FIFA President Joao Havelange in United Passions. Neill starred in the original Jurassic Park, and was left out of the newest Jurassic installment, Jurassic World, which, oh yeah, just broke the record for biggest U.S. box office opening of all-time. Meanwhile, Neill gets to star in the worst U.S. opening of all-time. If you think your life sucks right now, just be glad you aren't Sam Neill. 

But seriously, has any movie ever been released at a worse time than this film? With all that's been going on with FIFA recently, you would think that, you know, maybe they would push back the release date? Releasing the movie now is the equivalent of releasing a fishing charter into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean during a Category 5 hurricane hoping that the boat and everyone in it comes back in one piece. 

Not even kidding, I'm pretty sure a porno starring the actual 83 year old Sepp Blatter would have grossed more money than this film.

Here's the trailer if anyone actually wants to see how terrible this movie is. 


Harry Kane to stay with Spurs

Photo courtesy of The Telegraph

Tottenham Hotspur phenom, Harry Kane, has announced that he plans to stay with the club in response to transfer speculation.  He had signed a five year deal with Tottenham towards the end of last season, but he has been targeted by Manchester United for quite some time.  According to Sportsmail, Manchester United stated that they were willing to spend 45 million pounds on Kane in May.  Harry Kane claims that he is happy playing for Spurs and is excited for the future.

            Harry Kane scored 31 goals in all competition last season, and came in 2nd in the premier league for goals scored with 21.  Harry Kane is only 21 years old, and Spurs should be absolutely delighted that he wants to stay at White Hart Lane.  Kane showed tremendous abilities to score in a variety of ways.  Probably the best performance I saw throughout the season by any striker was when Kane scored two in a 5-3 victory over Chelsea at White Hart Lane. 

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Season fixtures released

The fixtures for 2015/2016 Barclays Premier League season have been released.  For the first week, the biggest matchup has to be Manchester United vs. Tottenham at Old Trafford.  It’s always interesting to see how the promoted teams perform in their first game.  Watford vs. Everton at Goodison Park, Bournemouth vs. Aston Villa at Goldstands Stadium, and Norwich City vs. Crystal Palace at Carrow Road.

Full List for Week 1

Bournemouth vs. Aston Villa
Arsenal vs. West Ham
Chelsea vs. Swansea City
Everton vs. Watford
Leicester City vs. Sunderland
Manchester United vs. Tottenham
Newcastle vs. Southampton
Norwich City vs. Crystal Palace
Stoke City vs. Liverpool
West Brom vs. Manchester City


Everton’s need for improvement & transfer rumors

Photo courtesy of BBC Sport

 Everton finished the season 11th place in the premier league, which was a big disappointment for Everton fans due to the fact that Everton placed 5th in the league two years ago.  As an Everton supporter myself, it was very frustrating to watch them play every weekend.  They would show signs of improvement one week, and then lose to teams fighting to get out of relegation the week after.  Early in the season, defense seemed to be the biggest problem, but as the season progressed, I thought the defense actually became pretty solid.  John Stones is rising as a top defender in the premier league, and it’s not hard to see why big clubs are looking to sign him. 
Everton’s attack was very inconsistent throughout the season.  Most times, the offense seemed to be lacking either creativity around the goal or finishing abilities in general.  I was disappointed with the way Lukaku played throughout the season, especially because he just signed a 28 million pound contract last year and he dreams of playing in the champion’s league.  His work rate wasn’t always high and his ball skills are not the best.  However, he always seems to surprise me with his some of the goals he scores.  There’s no doubt that he has a great shot and his heading abilities are special.
The midfield lacked depth, and many teams exploited that weakness.  Everton just recently signed  Tom Cleverley to a five year deal, and I’m very excited about that.  Cleverley should work well with Barkley and McCarthy, and he has the ability to create scoring chances.  If Everton can keep Mirallas that would be a big plus.  He’s the most creative person around goal on the team, and his free kicks can be spectacular.
            According to the Liverpool Echo, Everton are close to signing Spanish international, Gerard Deulofeu and are interested in signing German international, Lukas Podolski.  Gerard Deulofeu has previously played on loan for Everton during the 2013-2014 season.  It is reported that Everton are offering him 3 million pounds to bring him to Goodison Park for good.  He is definitely a speedy youngster that can also add creativeness around the net.  Lukas Podolski is reportedly being let go by Arsenal for the price of only 1.5 million pounds.  If Everton want to get him, they need to move quickly because Turkish football club, Galatasaray, also seem to be interested in him.  Podolski’s experience alone should help Everton win more games this season if they are able to get him.